I'm alone in a grocery store AMA

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 06/19/2018 at 23:16 • Filed to: None

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I’m tempted to grab some liter soda bottles and a canteloupe and do some impromptu bowling.

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/19/2018 at 23:25

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Do it. No really, do it. For all of us who will never get the chance.

Remember to turn off the security cams first.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Chariotoflove 06/19/2018 at 23:26

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Boss gave me a master key to use tonight. I feel so powerful.

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/19/2018 at 23:29

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And abuse that power you must.

For Sweden > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/19/2018 at 23:33

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Say hi to Fancy Kristen

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > For Sweden 06/19/2018 at 23:36

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I saw a drunk lady streaking down main st. Was that her?

Milky > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/19/2018 at 23:37

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Back in the day we took my my friend’s dirt bike into the grocery store. I wish myspace didn’t delete the video.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Milky 06/19/2018 at 23:44

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I doubt I could get away with that. The police station is literally on the other side of the parking lot.

shop-teacher > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/20/2018 at 00:22

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“I don’t want a goddamn large Farva, I want a liter of cola!”

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/20/2018 at 00:39

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Skateboard on those shiny floors would be fun. I skated in my elementary school a few times.

Under_Score > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/20/2018 at 07:55

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What store is that?

Milky > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/20/2018 at 09:31

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Thats what the back door is for! Also this was before the store got video cameras ... man I sound old.